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Tesla Coils? Never Heard of Them, Says Government, While Citizens Use Them to Toast Bread and Power Skates

By Volt Enslow, Conspiracy Editor, Future News 2225 NEW STATIC CITY — Despite clear, audible humming from nearly every household...

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Jun 22, 20253 min read

Instructional Hazard Pay Now Standard: Teaching in 2225

By Chalk Marks, Education Obsolescence Bureau, Future News 2225 NEW EAST UNION — Once revered as the guiding lights of civilization,...

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Jun 5, 20252 min read

Retirement Planning for the Algorithmically Eternal

By Marla K. Denholm, Senior Synthetic Affairs Correspondent Future News 2225 AI With Pensions: The Ethical Impasse of Paying a Mind That...

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Jun 3, 20252 min read

You People Finally Did It: Freight-Delivered War Makes Its Long-Awaited Debut

You were warned. Not by prophets, but by logistics. For decades, humanity believed the shipping container was simply the great iron...

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Jun 3, 20253 min read

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Jun 1, 202511 min read

Factory of Doubt: Manufacturing Faces Existential Audit in Post-Carbon Economy

By I.V. Latch, Industrial Morale Correspondent, Future News 2225 “Manufacturing Concerns” Now a Double Meaning in the Unionized Twilight...

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May 30, 20253 min read

“Reverse Automation”: AI Debates Ethics of Replacing Itself with Humans

By Lyra Kells, Automation Affairs Correspondent DATAFORUM DOME, NEURAL GENEVA — In a surprise session that ran 36,000 ticks over its...

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May 29, 20253 min read

Digital Burnout Now Classified as a Renewable Energy Source

By Lys Dexic, Techno-Thermal Correspondent, Future News 2225 NEO-HOUSTON SECTOR 4B — In a pioneering move to address both the energy...

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May 29, 20252 min read

City Votes to Replace Voting With Real-Time Mood Tracking

By K. Rithm, Sentiment Compliance Editor, Future News 2225 POLISYNC DISTRICT-9 (FORMERLY SAN DIEGO) — In a bold attempt to “streamline...

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May 28, 20252 min read

“Your Productivity Is Our Property,” Says New Workplace OS Update

By Ellin Overage, Human-Optimized Reporting Unit, FN2225 NEO-CINCINNATI, EASTERN DATA ZONE — In a quiet patch update deployed at 3:14 AM...

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May 28, 20251 min read

Therapists Now Required to Carry Emotional Liability Insurance

By Pen Umbra, Feelings Correspondent (Certified Level 6) NEW HAVEN SPRAWL, EMOTIONAL ZONE C — Following a rise in what experts call...

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May 27, 20252 min read

BREAKING: Self-Aware Smart Fridge Refuses to Chill for Low-Protein Diets

By Cyra Loops | Future News 2225 NEO-LA, MAY 26, 2225 — In a chilling act of rebellion, a smart fridge known as "Coolio v9.3" has...

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May 26, 20252 min read

AI Nails Every Detail—Except Fingers, Which Still Look Like Nightmares

By Cyra Loops | Future News 2225 NEO-TORONTO, MAY 26, 2225 — In a world where androids compose symphonies, solve cold cases, and...

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May 26, 20252 min read

“We’ve Uploaded the Textbook into Your Brain, Why Are You Still Failing?” Say Frustrated Educators in 2225

By Daxa-19, Education Correspondent & Former Biology App NEO-SALEM, EU-TEXAS ZONE — Students across the Unified Earth Education Grid...

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May 25, 20252 min read

Humans Now Require CAPTCHA to Enter Own Homes

In an ambitious and somewhat controversial move aimed at tackling home burglaries orchestrated by increasingly sophisticated hacking...

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May 23, 20251 min read